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Murphy’s Law of the Day: Finagle’s Creed

31 December 2013

Finagle’s Creed Science is Truth. Don’t be misled by fact. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Decaprio’s Rule

30 December 2013

Decaprio’s Rule Everything takes more time and money. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Anthony’s Law of the Workshop

29 December 2013

Anthony’s Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Klipstein’s Laws Applied to Prototyping and Production

28 December 2013

Klipstein’s Laws Applied to Prototyping and Production A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Shaw’s Principle

27 December 2013

Shaw’s Principle Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Goulden’s Axiom of the Bouncing Can

26 December 2013

Goulden’s Axiom of the Bouncing Can If you drop a full can of beer, and remember to rap the top sharply with your knuckle prior to opening, the ensuing gush of foam will be between 89 and 94 percent of the volume that would splatter you if you didn’t do a damned thing and went […]

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Randolph’s Cardinal Principle of Statecraft

25 December 2013

Randolph’s Cardinal Principle of Statecraft Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Long’s Notes

24 December 2013

Long’s Notes The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universe, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without […]

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Military Laws

23 December 2013

Murphy’s Military Laws Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Donohue’s Law

22 December 2013

Donohue’s Law Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Technology Laws

21 December 2013

Murphy’s Technology Laws To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Boyle’s Laws

20 December 2013

Boyle’s Laws The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Committee Rules

19 December 2013

Committee Rules Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Shelton’s Laws of Pocket Calculators

18 December 2013

Shelton’s Laws of Pocket Calculators When a rechargeable battery starts to die in the middle of a complex calculation, and the user attempts to connect house current, the calculator will clear itself. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Truth 5.1 of Management

17 December 2013

Truth 5.1 of Management Organizations always have too many managers. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork


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