Archive for 'Murphy’s Laws' Category
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Law of Selective Gravity (the Buttered Side Down Law) Corollary (Klipstein)
31 December 2010Law of Selective Gravity (the Buttered Side Down Law) Corollary (Klipstein) The most delicate component will be the one to drop. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Miller’s Law
30 December 2010Miller’s Law You can’t tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Technology Laws
29 December 2010Murphy’s Technology Laws Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Powell’s Law
28 December 2010Powell’s Law Never tell them what you wouldn’t do. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Law of Raspberry Jam
27 December 2010Law of Raspberry Jam The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Grossman’s Misquote
26 December 2010Grossman’s Misquote Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Ginsberg’s Theorem (Generalized Laws of Thermodynamics)
25 December 2010Ginsberg’s Theorem (Generalized Laws of Thermodynamics) You can’t win. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Laws of Sex
24 December 2010Murphy’s Laws of Sex Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Wolf’s Law of Tactics
23 December 2010Wolf’s Law of Tactics If you can’t beat them, have them join you. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Woltman’s Law
22 December 2010Woltman’s Law Never program and drink beer at the same time. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: The Pollyanna Paradox
21 December 2010The Pollyanna Paradox Every day, in every way, things get better and better; then worse again in the evening. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Long’s Notes
20 December 2010Long’s Notes Of all the strange “crimes” that human beings have legislated out of nothing, “blasphemy” is the most amazing — with “obscenity” and “indecent exposure” fighting it out for second and third place. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Issawi’s Laws of Committo-Dynamics
19 December 2010Issawi’s Laws of Committo-Dynamics The less you enjoy serving on committees, the more likely you are to be pressed to do so. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Technology Laws
18 December 2010Murphy’s Technology Laws Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Laws of Sex
17 December 2010Murphy’s Laws of Sex Do it only with the best. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork
