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Murphy’s Law of the Day: Hagerty’s Law

16 December 2013

Hagerty’s Law If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he’ll get rich or famous or both. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Rudin’s Law

15 December 2013

Rudin’s Law In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worse one possible. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Laws of Sex

14 December 2013

Murphy’s Laws of Sex Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Laws of the Frisbee

13 December 2013

Laws of the Frisbee The higher the costs of hitting any object, the greater the certainty it will be struck. (Remember: The disk is positive; cops and old ladies are clearly negative.) Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Long’s Notes

12 December 2013

Long’s Notes An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Alan’s Law of Research

11 December 2013

Alan’s Law of Research The theory is supported as long as the funds are. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Love Laws

10 December 2013

Murphy’s Love Laws Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Laws of Sex

9 December 2013

Murphy’s Laws of Sex Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Rule of Accuracy

8 December 2013

Rule of Accuracy When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Short’s Quotations

7 December 2013

Short’s Quotations The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Finagle’s Fourth Law

6 December 2013

Finagle’s Fourth Law Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Matz’s warning

5 December 2013

Matz’s warning Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: The Aquinas Axiom

4 December 2013

The Aquinas Axiom What the gods get away with, the cows don’t. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Nessen’s Law

3 December 2013

Nessen’s Law Secret sources are more credible. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Berkeley’s Laws

2 December 2013

Berkeley’s Laws Never decide to buy something while listening to the salesman. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork


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