Archive for 'Sniglets' Category
Sniglet of the Day: Boslum
8 September 2009noun (BAHZ lum) The small metal ring on a ballpoint pen that separates the top half (MELANEXUS) from the bottom half (MOOSTERUS). See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Nevitts
7 September 2009noun (NEV itz) The sandpaper-like deposits on a cat’s tongue. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Schnuffel
6 September 2009noun (SCHNUF ul) A dog’s practice of continuously nuzzling your crotch in mixed company. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Aquadextrous
5 September 2009adjective (ak wa DEKS trus) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Yink
4 September 2009noun (yinc) One strand of hair that covers a bald spot. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Hudnut
3 September 2009noun (HUD nut) The bolt left over when one has finished reassembling a bicycle or car engine. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Bathquake
2 September 2009noun (BATH kwake) The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water faucet is turned to a certain point. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Gription
1 September 2009noun (GRIP shun) The sound of sneakers squeaking against the floor during basketball games. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Narcolepulacy
31 August 2009noun (nar ko LEP ul ah see) The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone else in sight to also yawn. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Blithwapping
30 August 2009verb (BLITH wap ing) Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, door stops, etc. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Gleemule
29 August 2009noun (GLEE mule) (a unit of measure) One unit of toothpaste, measured from bristle to bristle. (Not to be confused with GLEEMITES, which are petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.) See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Magniphobia
28 August 2009noun (mag ni FO be uh) The fear that the object in the side mirror is MUCH MUCH closer than it appears. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Schlattwhapper
27 August 2009noun (SCHLAT wap ur) The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Wattbobble
26 August 2009verb (WAT bah bul) To remove a hot light bulb by turning it several seconds, letting your fingers cools, then repeating the process. This is generally followed by the glorious revelation of using your shirttail. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
Sniglet of the Day: Zipple
25 August 2009noun (ZI pul) A broken poptop on a beer or soda can. See More: Sniglets : Sanjeev.NETwork
