Murphy's Laws Collection
Original Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will. And more ...
Alligator Allegory
The objective of all dedicated product support employees should be to thoroughly analyze all situations, anticipate all problems prior to their occurrence, have answers for these problems, and move swiftly to solve these problems when called upon. However, when you are up to your ass in alligators, it is difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp.
