Murphy's Laws Collection

Original Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will. And more ...

Heisenberg's Addendum to Brownian Bureaucracy

If you observe a bureaucrat closely enough to make the distinction above, he will react to your observation by covering his ass.

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