Murphy's Laws Collection
Original Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will. And more ...
Long's Notes
The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: "Of course it's none of my business, but . . . " is to place a period after the word "but". Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.
