Murphys Laws: The Murphy Philosophy to O'Toole's Commentary
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
The Murphy Philosophy : Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws : Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant : Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs. Murphy's Corollary) : You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Jenning's Corollary : The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Hill's Commentaries on Murphy's Laws : If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care.
Hill's Commentaries on Murphy's Laws : If we have nothing to lose by change, relax.
Hill's Commentaries on Murphy's Laws : If we have everything to gain by change, relax.
Hill's Commentaries on Murphy's Laws : If it doesn't matter, it does not matter.
O'Toole's Commentary : Murphy was an optimist.
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