Murphys Laws: Murphy's Laws of Sex to Murphy's Laws of Sex

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Murphy's Laws of Sex : Nothing improves with age.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : Sex has no calories.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : No sex with anyone in the same office.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

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