Murphys Laws: Boozer's Revision to Boyle's Laws

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)


Boozer's Revision : A bird in the hand is dead.
Boren's Laws of the Bureaucracy : When in doubt, mumble.
Boren's Laws of the Bureaucracy : When in trouble, delegate.
Boren's Laws of the Bureaucracy : When in charge, ponder.
Borkowski's Law : You can't guard against the arbitrary.
Borstelmann's Rule : If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
Boston's Irreversible Law of Clutter : In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.
Boultbee's Criterion : If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.
Boyle's Laws : The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.
Boyle's Laws : When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment detrimentally.

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