Murphys Laws: Butler's Law of Progress to Canada Bill Jones's Supplement
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Butler's Law of Progress : All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
Bye's First Law of Model Railroading : Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults is proportional to the number of viewers.
Bye's Second Law of Model Railroading : The desire for modeling a prototype is inversely proportional to the decline of the prototype.
Cahn's Axiom (Allen's Axiom) : When all else fails, read the instructions.
Calkin's Law of Menu Language : The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the resulting dish.
John Cameron's Law : No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Camp's Law : A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place.
Campbell's Law : Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.
Canada Bill Jones's Motto : It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Canada Bill Jones's Supplement : A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
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