Murphys Laws: Cartoon Laws to Chisholm's Second Law
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Cartoon Laws : Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent. Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify.
Cartoon Laws Corollary : A cat will assume the shape of its container.
Cartoon Laws : For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance. This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead.
Cartoon Laws : Everything falls faster than an anvil. Examples too numerous to mention from the Roadrunner cartoons.
Cavanaugh's Postulate : All kookies are not in a jar.
Law of Character and Appearance : People don't change; they only become more so.
Checkbook Balancer's Law : In matters of dispute, the bank's balance is always smaller than yours.
Cheops's Law : Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
Chili Cook's Secret : If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.
Chisholm's Second Law : When things are going well, something will go wrong.
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