Murphys Laws: Committee Rules to Law of Computability Applied to Social Science

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Committee Rules : Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
Committee Rules : Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
Committee Rules : Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
Committee Rules : When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
Committee Rules : Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular -- it's what everyone is waiting for.
Commoner's Three Laws of Ecology : No action is without side-effects.
Commoner's Three Laws of Ecology : Nothing ever goes away.
Commoner's Three Laws of Ecology : There is no free lunch.
Law of Computability : Any system or program, however complicated, if looked at in exactly the right way, will become even more complicated.
Law of Computability Applied to Social Science : If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.

Suggest a Murphy's Law for this list. Contact : SanjeevDotNet at gmail dot com :