Murphys Laws: Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology to Cook's Law

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)


Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology : There's always one more bug.
First Maxim of Computers : To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.
Connolly's Law of Cost Control : The price of any product produced for a government agency will be not less than the square of the initial Firm Fixed-Price Contract.
Connolly's Rule for Political Incumbents : Short-term success with voters on any side of a given issue can be guaranteed by creating a long-term special study commission made up of at least three divergent interest groups.
Conrad's Conundrum : Technologie don't transfer.
Considine's Law : Whenever one word or letter can change the entire meaning of a sentence, the probability of an error being made will be in direct proportion to the embarrassment it will cause.
Conway's Law #1 : If you assign N persons to write a compiler you'll get a N-1 pass compiler.
Conway's Law #2 : In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
Cooke's Law : In any decisive situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
Cook's Law : Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

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