Murphys Laws: Rule of Feline Frustration to Finagle's Third Law Corollary
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Rule of Feline Frustration : When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Fetridge's Law : Important things that are supposed to happen do not happen, especially when people are looking.
Fett's Law of the Lab : Never replicate a successful experiment.
The Fifth Rule : You have taken yourself too seriously.
Finagle's Creed : Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.
Finagle's First Law : If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's Second Law : No matter what result is anticipated, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it happened according to his own pet theory.
Finagle's Third Law : In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Finagle's Third Law Corollary : No one whom you ask for help will see it.
Finagle's Third Law Corollary : Everyone who stops by with unsought advice will see it immediately.
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