Murphys Laws: Finagle's Rules to Flap's Law
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Finagle's Rules : In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Finagle's Rules : Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.
Finagle's Rules : When you don't know what you are doing, do it NEATLY.
Finagle's Rules : Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
Finagle's Rules : Always verify your witchcraft.
Finagle's Rules : Be sure to obtain meteorological data before leaving on vacation.
Finagle's Rules : Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.
Fishbein's Conclusion : The tire is only flat on the bottom.
Fitz-Gibbon's Law : Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved with the broth.
Flap's Law : Any inanimate object, regardless of its composition or configuration, may be expected to perform at any time in a totally unexpected manner for reasons that are either entirely obscure or completely mysterious.
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