Murphys Laws: Laws of the Frisbee to Laws of the Frisbee
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Laws of the Frisbee : The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just beyond reach. (The technical term for this force is "car suck".)
Laws of the Frisbee : The higher the quality of a catch or the comment it receives, the greater the probability of a crummy return throw. ("Good catch. . . Bad throw.")
Laws of the Frisbee : One must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than, "Watch this!" (Keep 'em guessing.)
Laws of the Frisbee : The higher the costs of hitting any object, the greater the certainty it will be struck. (Remember: The disk is positive; cops and old ladies are clearly negative.)
Laws of the Frisbee : The best catches are never seen. ("Did you see that?" "See what?")
Laws of the Frisbee : The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going in a direction you did not want. (Wrong way = long way.)
Laws of the Frisbee : The most powerful hex words in the sport are: "I really have this down -- watch." (Know it? Blow it!)
Laws of the Frisbee : In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor blades could be attached to the disc. ("You could maim and kill with that thing.")
Laws of the Frisbee : The greater your need to make a good catch, the greater the probability your partner will deliver his worst throw. (If you can't touch it, you can't trick it.)
Laws of the Frisbee : The single most difficult move with a disc is to put it down. ("Just one more!")
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