Murphys Laws: Freeman's Commentary on Ginberg's Theorem to Golub's Laws of Computerdom
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Freeman's Commentary on Ginberg's Theorem : Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.
Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness : The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.
Godin's Law : Generalizedness of incompetence is directly proportional to highestness in hierarchy.
Golden Principle : Nothing will be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.
The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences : Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Gold's Law : If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
(Bill) Gold's Law : A column about errors will contain errors.
(Vic) Gold's Law : The candidate who is expected to do well because of experience and reputation (Douglas, Nixon) must do BETTER than well, while the candidate expected to fare poorly (Lincoln, Kennedy) can put points on the media board simply by surviving.
Goldwyn's Law of Contracts : A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Golub's Laws of Computerdom : Fuzzy project objectives are used to avoid the embarrassment of estimating the corresponding costs.
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