Murphys Laws: Law of Local Anesthesia to Long's Notes
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Law of Local Anesthesia : Never say "oops" in the operating room.
(F)law of Long-Range Planning : The longer ahead you plan a special event, and the more special it is, the more likely it is to go wrong.
Long's Notes : Always store beer in a dark place.
Long's Notes : Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
Long's Notes : Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
Long's Notes : Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
Long's Notes : If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.
Long's Notes : It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another -- but which one? Differences are crucial.
Long's Notes : A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.
Long's Notes : Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
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