Murphys Laws: Long's Notes to Long's Notes
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Long's Notes : Rub her feet.
Long's Notes : Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Long's Notes : Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
Long's Notes : In a family argument, if it turns out you are right, apologize at once.
Long's Notes : To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.
Long's Notes : Does history record any case in which the majority was right?
Long's Notes : Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
Long's Notes : The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
Long's Notes : Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
Long's Notes : Expertise in one field does not carry over into other fields. But experts often think so. The narrower their field of knowledge the more likely they are to think so.
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