Murphys Laws: Long's Notes to Lowrey's Law of Expertise
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Long's Notes : Pessimist by policy, optimist by temperament -- it is possible to be both. How? By never taking an unnecessary chance and by minimizing risks you can't avoid. This permits you to play out the game happily, untroubled by the certainty of the outcome.
Long's Notes : I came, I saw, SHE conquered. (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
Long's Notes : A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
Long's Notes : Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
Los Angeles Dodgers Law : Wait till last year.
Law of the Lost Inch : In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 4:40 p.m. on Friday.
Law of the Lost Inch Corollary : Under the same conditions, if any minor dimensions are given to sixteenths of an inch, they cannot be totalled at all.
Law of the Lost Inch Corollary : The correct total will become self-evident at 9:01 a.m. on Monday.
Lowrey's Law : If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Lowrey's Law of Expertise : Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more.
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