Murphys Laws: Manly's Maxim to Martin's Laws of Academia

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Manly's Maxim : Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Mark's mark : Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.
Marshall's Generalized Iceberg Theorem : Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.
Marshall's Universal Laws of Perpetual Perceptual Obfuscation : Nobody perceives anything with total accuracy.
Marshall's Universal Laws of Perpetual Perceptual Obfuscation : No two people perceive the same thing identically.
Marshall's Universal Laws of Perpetual Perceptual Obfuscation : Few perceive what difference it makes -- or care.
Martha's Maxim : If God had meant for us to travel tourist class, He would have made us narrower.
Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness : You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Martin-Berthelot Principle : Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.
Martin's Laws of Academia : The faculty expands its activity to fit whatever space is available, so that more space is always required.

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