Murphys Laws: Shelton's Laws of Pocket Calculators to Short's Quotations

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Shelton's Laws of Pocket Calculators : Rechargeable batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.
Shelton's Laws of Pocket Calculators : When a rechargeable battery starts to die in the middle of a complex calculation, and the user attempts to connect house current, the calculator will clear itself.
Shelton's Laws of Pocket Calculators : The final answer will exceed the magnitude or precision or both of the calculator.
Shelton's Laws of Pocket Calculators : There are not enough storage registers to solve the problem.
Shelton's Laws of Pocket Calculators : The user will forget mathematics in proportion to the complexity of the calculator.
Shelton's Laws of Pocket Calculators : Thermal paper will run out before the calculation is complete.
Shirley's Law : Most people deserve each other.
Short's Quotations : Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche. A cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the fence." I have no idea what she meant, but at one time it was undoubtedly true.
Short's Quotations : Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
Short's Quotations : Malpractice makes malperfect.

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