Murphys Laws: Yolen's Guide for Self-Praise to Zusmann's Rule
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Yolen's Guide for Self-Praise : Proclaim yourself "World Champ" of something -- tiddly-winks, rope- jumping, whatever -- send this notice to newspapers, radio, TV, and wait for challengers to confront you. Avoid challenges as long as possible, but continue to send news of your achievements to all media. Also, develop a newsletter and letterhead for communications.
Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences : If it is green or it wiggles -- it is Biology.
Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences : If it stinks -- it is Chemistry.
Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences : If it doesn't work -- it is Physics.
Young's Law : All great discoveries are made by mistake.
Young's Law Corollary : The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.
Zellar's Law : Every newspaper, no matter how tight the news hole, has room for a story on another newspaper increasing its newsstand price.
Zimmerman's Law : Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts, administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate.
Zimmerman's Law of Complaints : Nobody notices when things go right.
Zusmann's Rule : A successful symposium depends on the ratio of meeting to eating.
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