Jokes : One Liners
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
24 hours in a day...24 Diet Cokes in a case...coincidence?
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
667, Neighbor of the Devil.
78.2% of all statistics are meaningless.
90% of being smart, is knowing what you're dumb at.
95% of the Fords made in the last year are still on the road, 5% made it home.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead.
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