Jokes : One Liners

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. -Ashleigh Brilliant
By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Can you... imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.

... but M&M's won't give you AIDS

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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