No Beer, No Work
Ellis Parker Butler
The shades of night was fallin’ slow
As through New York a guy did go
And nail on ev’ry barroom door
A card that this here motter bore:
“No beer, no work.”
His brow was sad, his mouth was dry;
It was the first day of July,
And where, all parched and scorched it hung,
These words was stenciled on his tongue:
“No beer, no work.”
“Oh, stay,” the maiden said, “and sup
This malted milk from this here cup.”
A shudder passed through that there guy,
But with a moan he made reply:
“No beer, no work.”
At break of day, as through the town
The milkman put milk bottles down,
Onto one stoop a sort of snore
Was heard, and then was heard no more—
“No beer, no work.”
The poor old guy plumb dead was found
And planted in the buryin’ ground,
Still graspin’ in his hand of ice
Them placards with this sad device:
“No beer, no work.”
Next 10 Poems
- Ellis Parker Butler : October
- Ellis Parker Butler : Outbid
- Ellis Parker Butler : Partners
- Ellis Parker Butler : Reasonable Interest
- Ellis Parker Butler : Ridden Down
- Ellis Parker Butler : Says Mister Doojabs
- Ellis Parker Butler : Song For Heroes
- Ellis Parker Butler : Speaking Of Operations
- Ellis Parker Butler : The Ballad Of A Bachelor
- Ellis Parker Butler : The Ballade Of The Automobile
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- Ellis Parker Butler : Night In The City
- Ellis Parker Butler : Mouths Of Hippopotami And Some Recent Novels
- Ellis Parker Butler : Millennium
- Ellis Parker Butler : Merry Christmas And Happy New Year!
- Ellis Parker Butler : Maude's Valentine
- Ellis Parker Butler : Mary Had A Little Frog
- Ellis Parker Butler : Little Ballads Of Timely Warning; Iii: On Laziness And Its Resultant Ills
- Ellis Parker Butler : Little Ballads Of Timely Warning; Ii: On Malicious Cruelty To Harmless Creatures
- Ellis Parker Butler : Little Ballads Of Timely Warning; I: On Dishonesty Arising From Ignorance
- Ellis Parker Butler : Jabed Meeker, Humorist