Light Bulb Jokes: Aerobics Instructors to Alt.alien.visitors Readers

(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)


Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right...

Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.

Q: How many agnostics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. Agnostics question whether light bulbs really exist.

Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
Ans : None, they like to keep him in the dark.

Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]

Q: How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a lightbulb out over here.

Q: How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None, They form a support group and learn to deal with the darkness.

Q: How many alien life forms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Yeah, wouldn't the guys at SETI like to know *that*!

Q: How many alt.1d readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Hmmm, yes, very funny, but what has this got to do with 1d ?

Q: How many alt.alien.visitors readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One. (screw screw screw) Aargh! The light! I'm being abducted!


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