Light Bulb Jokes: Alt.anagrams Readers to Alt.folklore.urban Readers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to say it can't be done because there aren't enough vowels, one to be clever and change a lightbulb into bull bit hag, and one to try and sell copies of the Anagram for Windows program he wrote.
Q: How many alt.atheism readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to screw the bulb, one to prove that it exists anyway.
Q: How many alt.fan.douglas-adams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 42
Q: How many alt.fan.hofstadter readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They have special lightbulbs that screw themselves.
Q: How many alt.fan.pratchett readers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to actually change the bulb, one to write amusing footnotes about it, one to propose to Laura, and a newbie to ask if that's really THE Terry Or colette or both, and then to realise that the speed of light can't be measured, except in badgers, or possibly multiple of pi, then to say sod it and ask if anyone knows where to find the lyrics for the hedgehog song...
Q: How many alt.fan.star-trek readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Illogical. We don't have such dated devices anymore.
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Derek Tearne, to confirm that the bulb turns the same way in the southern hemisphere in spite of the Coriolis Effect (which is actually pretty negligible).
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Furrfu!
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : It depends on the way the bulb is threaded.
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinness Book of World Records.
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