Light Bulb Jokes: Alt.folklore.urban Readers to Alt.newbie Readers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, to have a drink with a strange woman in a bar and pass out, wake up three days later in a seedy hotel room, find a scar on his back, and realize where the light bulb went.
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, who'll do it for food.
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two-fifty
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : It depends on the way the bulb is threaded.
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One, to have a drink with a strange woman in a bar and pass out, wake up three days later in a seedy hotel room, find a scar on his back, and realize where the light bulb went.
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One, who'll do it for food.
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Two-fifty.
Q: How many alt.freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : None, they just all move into a room with a working light.
Q: How many alt.newbie readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Me! Me too! Me too!
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