Light Bulb Jokes: Alt.spam Readers to Americans
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many alt.spam readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One, if you buy our newest ACME Lightbulb screwer, for only $10, from XPOSTS R US, Velveeta, Ca, USA. Contact now!
Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs.
Q: How many alt.tla readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One-no! Six is!
Q: How many alt.vampyres readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None! Yecch! We LOVE the dark, stupid!
Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Q: How many Americal college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.
Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 5. One to change it 4 to fake it.
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective.
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