Light Bulb Jokes: Americans to Apl Hackers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.)
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement.
Q: How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : All of them.
Q: How many Ann Arborites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they just start a Coping With Darkness support group.
Q: How many antelopes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. They are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.
Q: How many anti climaxes does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : About four.
Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Just one, but the new bulb had better be a halogen fog lamp!
Q: How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Eight. One screws in the lightbulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug.
Q: How many AOL users does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Eleven. One to ask to be on the lightbulb gif mailing list, nine to say ME TOO!, and another to post a message asking for the intructions on how to view a lightbulb.
Q: How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. There's a primitive for that.
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