Light Bulb Jokes: Apple And Ibm Nuts to Arabs
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Apple and IBM nuts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : An infinite number: nothing useful gets done while they're arguing. Finally a disgusted generic computer user (who will use any type that is in front of him) gets up and changes the bulb, elbowing the participants aside. The size of the crowd arguing seems to be a function of time, although whether or not the function is exponential is not known.
Q: How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to screw it in and three to design the tee-shirts.
Q: How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Seven. One to screw it in and six to design the tee-shirts.
Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Only one, tharks to the extnq-producilve handwritling processcr.
Q: How many Apple Newtons does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.
Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Only one, but why bother ? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you ? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...
Q: How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but it took three U.S. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place.
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