Light Bulb Jokes: Arabs to Astronomers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to screw it in, three to hold the hostages.
Q: How many archaeologists does does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is.
Q: How many Argentinians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Nine thousand-after all, it's *their* light bulb.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: How many armies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Does it have to be a lightbulb?
Q: How many Asians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry.
Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None; assholes never see the light anyway.
Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, astronomers prefer the dark.
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