Light Bulb Jokes: Atheists to Australians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. Atheists don't believe in light bulbs.
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. Atheists never see the light anyway do they ?
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They're never in the dark.
Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : That depends, which household does it belong to?
Q: How many Austinites/Berkeleyites/Boulderites does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to change the bulb and four to talk about how much better it was in the Sixties.
Q: How many Austrailian Royalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Only one, but there is only one and she is old and not feeling that well these days so ... hurry!
Q: How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 100. 1 to change it and 99 to say Good onya mate!.
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say Good on yer, mate!
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two--one to say She'll be right mate and one to fetch the beers.
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