Light Bulb Jokes: Auto Mechanics to Basic Programmers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Six--one to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.
Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
Q: How many bailiffs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Ten. One to change it, one to hit you in the kidneys, and 8 to stand around such that none of this gets caught on camera.
Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four--One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, bankers don't change light bulbs.
Q: How many barbershoppers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : 7. 1 to change the light bulb, 4 to sing about how much they miss the old one and 2 to sell tickets to the afterglow.
Q: How many Bard students does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
Q: How many BASIC programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 10 push bulb upwards:twist bulb clockwise 20 goto 10
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