Light Bulb Jokes: Basketball Players to Beer Brewers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many basketball players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They're so tall, their heads go through the roof.
Q: How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. The piano player does it with his left hand.
Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five-one to do it and four to beat back all the guitarists who are trying to elbow him out of the spotlight.
Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway.
Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, but the guitarist has to show him first
Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand.
Q: How many BATF agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Four hundred to attempt to seize the old bulb and then surround the house when it rebuffs them.
Q: How many BATF agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : It doesn't matter, they just burn down the house.
Q: How many battery chickens does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 21. 1 to change the bulb, and 20 to provide the current.
Q: How many beer brewers does it take to change a lite bulb?
Ans : 1/3 less than for a regular bulb.
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