Light Bulb Jokes: Belfast Folk Singers to Bell Labs Vice Presidents
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Belfast folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Ten. One to screw it in, and the other nine to sing how good the old one was.
Q: How many Belgians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Q: How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number of one of their subordinates to actually change it.
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number of one of their subordinates to actually change it.
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