Light Bulb Jokes: Beverly Hills Residents to Blacks
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Beverly Hills residents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they have a service come in and do that.
Q: How many Beverly Hills residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : None, they have a service come in and do that.
Q: How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : He doesn't. He whines a while, says I feel your pain, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None -- He'll only promise change.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two--one to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
Q: How many Bill Gates' (runs Microsoft) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. He simply declares darkness to be the new standard.
Q: How many blacks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat.
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