Light Bulb Jokes: Blind People to Blue Peter Presenters
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : If the switch is off, one. If the switch is on, any number, until one of them figures out to turn it off.
Q: How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It depends whether the switch is on or off.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Eleven, one to hold the bulb and ten to turn the ladder.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : What's a light bulb?
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Duh.... whats a lightbulb???
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, They usually screw in cars.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but she uses a hammer!
Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One to make the new bulb out of an empty loo roll and sticky back plastic.
Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to change it, and one to turn the old one into an attractive Christmas tree decoration.
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