Light Bulb Jokes: Bluegrass Musicians to Body Builders
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
Ans : It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna' change it again anyway after everybody else is done.
Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
Ans : They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs.
Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it.
Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified.
Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Five. One to screw in the lightbulb, and four to play sad, blue songs about the old, wornout lightbulb.
Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a lightbulb there and the other to play harp.
Q: How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
Ans : This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile...
Q: How many boarding school students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they have their parents do it for them.
Q: How many body builders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to screw it in, and the other four to stand around and say, You're looking huge man.
Q: How many body builders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Six, one to do it and five to stand around and say Man, you've got such awesome muscles. You're so cut.
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