Light Bulb Jokes: Body Builders to Brewers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many body builders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Three. One to do it and two to chant You're looking huge man, you re looking huge
Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 6. One to change it and 5 to say Man, you've got huge muscles !
Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Four. One to change the lightbulb. One to spot. The other two to stand and yell support (Come on! You can do it! etc...) But they only get three attempts.
Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : All of them.
Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, they just assimilate the bulb.
Q: How many Branch Davidians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on.
Q: How many Branch Davidians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they provide their own illumination.
Q: How many Bratslaver Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They will never find another bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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