Light Bulb Jokes: British Navy Officers to Bureaucrats
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Q: How many British trades unionists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They cannot interfere with the lightbulb's inalienable right to withdraw its labour.
Q: How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One--and that's what his degree will be in!
Q: How many Buffalonians does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
Ans : Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five--one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, we contract out for things like that.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One to spot the burned-out bulb, his supervisor to authorize a requisition, a requisition typist, twelve clerks to file the requisition copies, a mail clerk to deliver the requisition to the purchasing department, a purchasing agent to order the bulb, a clerk to forward the purchasing order, a clerk to mail-order a receiving clerk to receive the bulb....
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Seven--one to supervise, one to arrange for the electricity to be shut off, one to make sure that safety and quality standards are maintained, one to monitor compliance with local, state, and federal regulations, one to manage personnel relations, one to fill out the paperwork and one to screw the light bulb into the water faucet.
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