Light Bulb Jokes: Bureaucrats to Cafeteria Staff
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two--one to screw it in and one to screw it up.
Q: How many C programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None, they forgot to declare it first.
Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : At least a dozen, but it's impossible to tell which one it is, because they're all pointing at each other going That's me, over there !
Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message.
Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message.
Q: How many cabbage patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : The question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many.
Q: How many cable TV repairmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to say he'll be there in a few hours. One to show up a week later and make it worse Two to show up a week after that and try to figure out how to fix it.
Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just closed the register.
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