Light Bulb Jokes: Cafeteria Staff to Californians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up.
Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Nobody knows. They can't figure out what to wear to change one.
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb.?
Ans : Six - One to do it, and Five to share the experience.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : -None. They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
Ans : Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
Ans : Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
Ans : Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience. This joke was once overheard being told by a lecturer to a class of students during a lecture, in order to make a point about the fact that only one student was doing any work at the terminal while a whole bunch had crowded round to watch - sharing the experience of him doing the work.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say Oh Wow!
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