Light Bulb Jokes: Canadians to Capricorns
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Five. One to screw in the bulb and the other four to call out Get Back!, Get Back!.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Four. One to spray green paint onto the bulb so noone bashes it with a big stick, one to change it, one to suggest they all roll a log down a hill to celebrate, and one to invite all the others round to his log cabin so they can all watch his moose moult.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None, they get an American to do it since they are so dammed proud they know how to do it.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Ten. One to screw in the bulb and the other nine for crowd control.
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
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