Light Bulb Jokes: Carl Sagans to Chess Grandmasters
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Billions and billions.
Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Sod you! That's the electrician's job.
Q: How many cataloguers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but the Library of Congress has to do it first.
Q: How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites.
Q: How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Just one. As long as she can get under your feet and trip you up while you're changing it.
Q: How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need.
Q: How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need.
Q: How many cavemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. It wasn't invented yet
Q: How many CD player users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but the old bulb keeps getting stustustustustustustustustustuck
Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 21. One to have the idea, and a whole load more to do all the analysis.
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