Light Bulb Jokes: Chess Grandmasters to Chiropractors
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They are too Short.
Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch.
Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They're all far too busy crossing the road.
Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two-one to do it and one to cross the road.
Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Q: How many Chinese students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Twelve: one to screw in the lightbulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets.
Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Only one, but it takes nine visits.
Q: How many chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Only one but he will need 150 follow-ups.
Q: How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Only one, but he has to come back and adjust it every day.
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