Light Bulb Jokes: Christian Scientists to Classical Music Singers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three, but they're really only one.
Q: How many Chuck Robbs does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : None, Douglas Wilder broke his lamp and Oliver North sold his lightbulb to Iran.
Q: How many Church of Christ elders does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Did you say change?
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!
Q: How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead.
Q: How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
Ans : 45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Q: How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
Ans : 45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Q: How many classical music singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None - Impossible. The altitude may put unnecessary strain on my vocal chords. Have the bassist do it.
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