Light Bulb Jokes: Cnd Supporters to Comp.sys.intel Readers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many CND supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. They won't, because:
Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : The entire team, and they all get three credits each for it.
Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : - One. But he gets 3 credits for it.
Q: How many college fraternity brothers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to actually change it, and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it.
Q: How many college students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : I don't know. I forgot my calculator at home.
Q: How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Seventy six-one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right not to change and twenty five to hold a counter protest.
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to screw it in, and one to hand out leaflets.
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two--one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.
Q: How many comp.sys.intel readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 0.999999875
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