Light Bulb Jokes: Company Biotechnologists to Consultants
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many company biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four; one to write the proposal, one to design the bulb-changer, one to design the bulb-fetcher, and one to design the bulb.
Q: How many computer studies students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They are far too busy hacking.
Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Seven. (Indignant nose upturned.) Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter!
Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. There is no need to change the lightbulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. Recent surveys show growing confidence in the lightbulb lighting up again.
Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. The invisible hand does it.
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four; one to do it and three to complain that the old bulb was a lot better.
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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